Hey yo, fuckwads!
I have a friend. A great friend.
They’re amazing and make me laugh when I am genuinely upset.
Friends are great aspects of life and I love them all dearly.
Each friend is a special trinket that I hold dear to my heart.
And when you tell them to kill themselves, you’re not only making yourself look shitty, you’re being a fucking coward. Especially on anon! Anon is always a fun way to hide your ugly mug, yeah?
No one would expect their followers coming to them to them with hate so wHY NOT DO IT ON ANON!!! THAT IS A GREAT IDEA??????
No. It isn’t. It fucking sucks.
Now listen up. None of you want anon hate and don’t want people to tell you or your friends or your family members to kill themselves. Why do you do it to other people, eh? Are you really that scummy of a human being?
Yeah, you are. Happy hating and may your soul reside in hell for eternity~
Btw Bonbon is a babe and is too fabbu for ur shit go fuck off with a cactus and hate on me instead of them. Give them a fucking break for once.
Hey yo, fuckwads!
All you horny shits wanted that dumb ass smut I wrote, and finally, here it is. This is like, 7 pages. I’m contemplating sticking it up on my Ao3 or something, idk. Once again, this takes place in the LAD universe. In Marco’s POV of course, for reasons previously explained, but if you missed those reasons, don’t worry about, you’ll see at the end.
also this was pretty difficult to type up in a public computer lab because i squirm and twitch a lot when im horny and people might noticeNSFW but y’all should already know that
nice try nerd but youre not going anywhere
here, have an Armin Alert
useful for whenever you are fed up with having to explain to one of your friends yet again why they can’t just go out and kill every titan
put ur location on i wanna fight
(he got lonely, so)
oh god I wanted to do a thing for JeanMarco week 2. So uh, Marco’s freckles. Marco’s freckles everywhere
um im sorry but you cant break up with me, the bible said adam and eve not adam and leave
wait are you telling me that there are people on this website that actually watch family guy
i watch family guy
my favorite characters are meg and brian
i ship stewie with that diabolical british girl
my least favorite is mr hubert
fucking shoot me